Alhamisi, 31 Oktoba 2013

Taswira:Waziri wa Nishati na Madini, Profesa Sospeter Muhongo Amtembelea mama mzazi wa Waziri Mkuu, Mizengo Pinda, Albertina Kasanga Nyumbani Kwake Kibaoni


Waziri wa Nishati na Madini, Profesa Sospeter Muhongo akizungumza na mama mzazi wa Waziri Mkuu, Mizengo Pinda, Albertina Kasanga jana alipomtembelea nyumbani kwake Kibaoni akiwa katika ziara ya mikoa ya Rukwa na Katavi kukagua miradi ya umeme. Picha na Mussa Mwangoka.

Alhamisi, 24 Oktoba 2013

16 Ridiculous, Annoying Things People Say When You Get Married


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For some baffling, annoying reason, crossing the threshold from single to married seems to open a Pandora’s box of weird, random, and downright ridiculous remarks and questions. Here, 15 of some of the most common, annoying, and/or completely crazy …
  1. “So … when are you having kids????” (and any variation on this, like, “When are you going to start trying?” or “Are you pulling the goalie?”)
  2. “You’re not hyphenating and/or taking his horrible last name, right?”
  3. “Are you still allowed to go out without him?”
  4. “Hey, you know statistics show you have less than a 50 percent chance of this working out, right?”
  5. “He’ll make a great first husband!”
  6. “How’s the old ball and chain?”
  7. “Congrats! Your sex life is over!”
  8. “I always thought you’d end up with (fill-in-the-blank person or type of person other than the new husband).”
  9. “Is that true what they say about marriage killing your sex life?”
  10. “You probably already miss the single life, huh?”
  11. “Does your husband let you wear THAT?”
  12. “Why bother exercising/eating right? Now that the wedding’s over, you can get fat!”
  13. “Here’s the card of a divorce lawyer I know in case it doesn’t work out.”
  14. “Welcome to the club! Now we can be miserable together.”
  15. “Why are you doing your hair/makeup? You’ve already got ‘im!”
  16. “Are you (still) going to work?”  … (Uh, what year is this again?!)
What’s the craziest thing anyone has said to you since being married?

Alhamisi, 10 Oktoba 2013

AGNESS MASOGANGE AMETUA BONGO KUTOKA AFRIKA KUSINI ..PICHA AKIWA AIRPORT


Ikiwa ni wiki chache toka kesi ya video vixen Agnes Gerald a.k.a Masogange ya kutuhumiwa kusafirisha dawa za kulevya kuisha kwa kulipa faini nchini Afrika Kusini na kuwa mtu huru, hatimaye jana Jumanne amerejea nyumbani Tanzania.



Kupitia Instagram jana Agnes alipost picha (hapo juu) akiwa uwanja wa ndege na kuandika “am cmng homeeeeeeeee”.

Mwishoni mwa mwezi uliopita (September) mrembo huyo aliachiwa huru pamoja na mdogo wake Melissa Edward ambaye mahakama ya Kempton ya jijini Johannesburg, Afrika Kusini ilimuachia huru baada ya kukosa ushahidi wa kumtia hatiani.

Jumatatu, 7 Oktoba 2013

KISOSI AOLEWA: NI YULE ALIYEKUWA ANAIGIZA UTEJA NA KITALE KWENYE JUMBA LA DHAHABU



Msanii wa maigizo nchini, Bahati Abilah ‘Kisosi’, ambaye mara nyingi anaigiza kama teja la kike  wiki iliyopita alifunga ndoa na Muhaji Salim nyumbani kwao Temeke jijini Dar es Salaam na kuhudhuriwa na wasanii mbalimbali.
Akizungumza na paparazi wa Ijumaa huku akiwa mwenye furaha, Kisosi alisema kuwa anamshukuru sana mumewe huyo kumuoa kwani ni wanaume  wachache wanaoweza kuzikubali kazi za wapenzi wao hususan za kisanii na kufunganao ndoa.
Kisosi aliongeza kuwa, kwa jinsi anavyoigiza kama teja la kike na baadhi ya watu kumchukulia hivyo ingekuwa vigumu kuolewa lakini baada ya mchumba wake kujua ilikuwa kazi kama zingine wamefunga ndoa.


 “Unajua watu wengi sana wanajua mimi ni teja kweli la kike kitu ambacho si kweli, hivyo mwanaume  anayekuona kupitia michezo yako na akakupenda kutoka moyoni kama ilivyotokea kwangu ndiye mwanaume wa kweli na nitadumunaye,” alisema Kisosi.

Ijumaa, 4 Oktoba 2013

mambo ya shilole hayo

 Shabiki akimnyonya maziwa Shilole baada ya kumuita jukwaani ili wacheze wote.
 Shilole akionyesha kulegea baada ya kunyonywa na shabiki wake
 jamaa akifaidi ziwa la Shilole

Alhamisi, 26 Septemba 2013

UNAMKUMBUKA YULE MSANII FUSKA MANAIKI SANGA?? IRENE UWOYA NAYE KAWEKWA KATIKA LISTI YAKE..!! TAZAMA PICHA ZAO HAPA..!!


 Wasanii Manaiki Sanga na Irene Uwoya wakiwa kwenye picha za mahaba huku Uwoya akigida bieeeee hadi kuche.

Na Mwandishi Wetu
Mtandao hatari wa habari wa Xdeejayz kwa mara nyingine umekuwa wa kwanza kunasa picha za wasanii mastaa toka kiwanda cha bongo movie Manaiki Sanga na Irine Uwoya zikiwaonesha wakiwa kwenye mahaba mazito huku Irine akiwa ho kwa kiraji “pombe”.

 Habari makini toka chanzo chetu makini ambacho ni rafiki wa karibu na Irine Uwoya kilisema Irine na Manaiki kwa sasa wako kwenye mahusiano ya karibu kiasi cha kuzua minong’ono kwa kudhani huenda wanamahusiano ya upande wa pili.

Hata hivyo chanzo hicho kiliendelea kusema kwa picha hizo zinadaiwa kupigwa katika viunga vya Club Maisha ambako walienda kula bata usiku kucha na hapo inaonekana ni asubuhi.

Aidha xdeejayz ilifanya juhudi za kuwatafuta wasanii hao ili kuweka bayana kuhusu picha zao hizo za mahaba na Uwoya ndiye aliyeanza kuvutiwa waya lakini hata hivyo simu yake iliita kwa muda mrefu bila kupokelewa na alivyopigiwa Manaiki Sanga na baada ya mwandishi wetu kujitambulisha na chombo cha habari anachotoka hali ilikuwa tofauti kidogo kwani msanii huyo alianza kumporomoshea matusi makubwa mwandishi wetu huku akiituhumu blog hii kuongoza kumchafua kwa kuanika mambo yake ya siri hadharani.
 Mtandao hatari wa habari wa Xdeejayz kwa mara nyingine umekuwa wa kwanza kunasa picha za wasanii mastaa toka kiwanda cha bongo movie Manaiki Sanga na Irine Uwoya zikiwaonesha wakiwa kwenye mahaba mazito huku Irine akiwa ho kwa kiraji “pombe”.
Habari makini toka chanzo chetu makini ambacho ni rafiki wa karibu na Irine Uwoya kilisema Irine na Manaiki kwa sasa wako kwenye mahusiano ya karibu kiasi cha kuzua minong’ono kwa kudhani huenda wanamahusiano ya upande wa pili.
Hata hivyo chanzo hicho kiliendelea kusema kwa picha hizo zinadaiwa kupigwa katika viunga vya Club Maisha ambako walienda kula bata usiku kucha na hapo inaonekana ni asubuhi.
Aidha xdeejayz ilifanya juhudi za kuwatafuta wasanii hao ili kuweka bayana kuhusu picha zao hizo za mahaba na Uwoya ndiye aliyeanza kuvutiwa waya lakini hata hivyo simu yake iliita kwa muda mrefu bila kupokelewa na alivyopigiwa Manaiki Sanga na baada ya mwandishi wetu kujitambulisha na chombo cha habari anachotoka hali ilikuwa tofauti kidogo kwani msanii huyo alianza kumporomoshea matusi makubwa mwandishi wetu huku akiituhumu blog hii kuongoza kumchafua kwa kuanika mambo yake ya siri hadharani.


Jumatano, 25 Septemba 2013

WANAFUNZI 300 ELIMU YA JUU KUKOSA MIKOPO

Zaidi ya wanafunzi 300 wa elimu ya juu wa vyuo mbalimbali watakosa mikopo kutoka Bodi ya Mikopo ya Wanafunzi wa Elimu ya Juu (HESLB), kutokana na kushindwa kujaza fomu za kuomba mikopo katika kipindi kilichowekwa. 
Watakaokosa mikopo hiyo kwa mwaka wa masomo wa 2013/2014 ni kuanzia mwaka wa pili na kuendelea, ambao hawakujaza fomu za kuonyesha taarifa zao mpya kwa bodi. 
Wanafunzi hao walitakiwa kuwasilisha maombi ya kupewa mikopo kati ya Mei hadi Julai 30, mwaka huu.
Mkugenzi Msaidizi wa Habari, Elimu na Mawasiliano wa HELSB, Cosmas Mwaisobwa, aliyasema hayo jana jijini Dar es Salaam alipozungumza na waandishi kuhusu utendaji wa kazi wa bodi hiyo. 
Mwaisobwa alisema kwa kuwa wanafunzi hao hawakujaza fomu za kuomba mikopo, mwaka huu hawatapata fursa hiyo na kwamba kwa mujibu wa utaratibu wao, kila mwaka lazima mwanafunzi aombe. 
Alisema wanafunzi watakaokosa fursa hiyo ya mikopo wameanza masomo yao katika vyuo mbalimbali nchini na kwamba  HESLB haijui sababu zilizowafanya wasiombe. 
Kuhusu ufanisi katika utoaji wa mikopo, Mwaisobwa alisema idadi ya wanafunzi wanaoomba mikopo imeongezeka kutoka 42,729 mwaka 2005/2006 hadi kufikia wanafunzi 97,348 mwaka 2012/2013. 
Aidha, Mwaisobwa alisema bajeti ya kuwakopesha wanafunzi imeongezeka kutoka Sh. bilioni 56.1 mwaka 2005/2006 hadi kufikia Sh. bilioni 306 mwaka 20012/2013. 
Alisema mwaka huu serikali imeitengea bodi hiyo Sh. bilioni 325 kwa ajili ya kuwakopesha wanafunzi wapya, 31,647 na 62,376 wanaondelea na masomo yao katika vyuo mbalimbali. 
Wakati wanafunzi hao wakikosa fursa ya mikopo, mapema mwezi huu, Waziri wa Elimu na Mafunzo ya Ufundi, Dk. Shukuru Kawambwa, aliitaka bodi hiyo kuendelea kutoa huduma kwa ufanisi na weledi mkubwa kwa mwaka huu wa masomo ili kuepusha migogoro ya wanafunzi kuhusu mikopo.
CHANZO: NIPASHE

MAALUM KWA WANAWAKE WANAO TAKA KUOLEWA

 
 Hata kama utapingana na mimi, lakini ukweli utabaki pale pale; Kila jinsia inahitaji sana kuungana na jinsia nyingine katika tendo muhimu na la kihistoria katika maisha liitwalo ndoa! Yes, huu ni ukweli ambao upo

wazi na utaendelea kusimama kama ulivyo.
Jinsia zote zina umuhimu na jambo hili muhimu, lakini kuna tofauti kidogo, kwamba mwanamke
anasubiri kufuatwa na mwanaume, wakati mwanaume anaamua kumfuata mwanamke anayemtaka na kwa wakati wake. Kuna kitu nataka kuweka sawa hapa, kwamba wanaume ndiyo huwa wa kwanza kupenda kabla ya mwanamke, ingawa mwanamke anaweza kuwa wa kwanza kupenda lakini akashindwa kufikisha hisia zake kwa mwanaume husika.
Wanawake wa ‘mjini’ huwa hawakubaliani na hili, kutokana na huu utandawazi unaohubiriwa siku hizi ikiwa ni pamoja na kampeni za usawa zinazotetewa na Wanaharakati Wanawake. Akina dada nao huchangamkia kueleza hisia zao kwa wanaume. Nadhani si jambo baya, ingawa linaweza kupokelewa kwa hisia tofauti na kila mwanaume.
Tuyaache hayo, hoja kubwa ya msingi hapa ni jinsi gani mwanamke anaweza kuolewa haraka na mpenzi wake. Ikumbukwe kwamba, hapa nazungumza na wanawake ambao tayari wapo katika uhusiano, lakini wenzi wao hawana habari kabisa na mambo ya ndoa.
Katika matoleo yaliyopita, niliwahi kuzungumza kuhusu namna gani mwanamke anaweza kuwashawishi wanaume wakataka kuingia katika uhusiano naye. Leo nazungumzia juu ya wewe ambaye upo katika uhusiano ambao haueleweki, lakini ndoa unaitaka. Unajua cha kufanya? Fuatana nami.
EPUKA MAKUNDI HATARI
Mwanaume anapenda kuwa na mke mwenye staha, ambaye hana tabia za hovyo. Kuwa na makundi ya ‘mashangingi’ ni alama ya kwanza kabisa kuwa unapenda au tayari una tabia za kishangingi. Wanaume wengi hawapendi kabisa wanawake wenye tabia za hovyo, wenye kampani ambazo si nzuri.
Lakini yawezekana, jamaa alishakuambia juu ya kilio chake hiki, lakini wewe umekuwa kama umeweka pamba masikioni mwako, hili ni tatizo. Linda heshima yako, kaa mbali na makundi hatari, ili umfanye jamaa akuone wewe ni mwanamke thabiti ambaye huigi, hushabikii na wala huna tabia mbaya. Utaonesha hili kwa kukaa mbali na makundi ya wanawake hatari! Umenipata?
ZINGATIA MAVAZI YAKO
Kila mtu anamjua mtu wake alivyo, mwanamke hata wewe unamjua mpenzi wako alivyo. Sina shaka unafahamu anapenda nini na nini anachukia. Unajua kabisa, nina uhakika na hilo. Lakini pamoja na kwamba jamaa anaweza kuwa na vitu ambavyo vinamvutia zaidi, hata wewe kama mtoto wa kike, una mapendekezo yako au vitu ambavyo unapenda zaidi kuvifanya!
Huzuiwi, lakini swali la msingi, mwenzi wako anapenda? Kama wewe unapenda sana skin jeans na top inayoacha kitovu nje, yeye hapendi kwa sababu ana nia ya kukufanya mke hapo baadaye. Sasa utakuwa mke gani ambaye hata Salim anaona sehemu zako za faragha hadharani?
Ukiachana na chaguo la mwenzi wako, lakini lazima wewe mwenyewe kama mwanamke wa mtu, ujitambue! Jisitiri vyema. Kwani kuna urembo gani wa kuvaa nguo inayoonesha mwili wako ulivyo? Kuna burudani gani kuacha nyeti zako wazi? Unataka nani akuone ulivyo? Mke hana sifa hiyo dada yangu, sasa ili uweze kuwa na sifa hii muhimu, lazima uzingatie sana mavazi yako.

JIPE MOYO
Hili nilishawahi kulizungumza sana katika mada zilizopita, baadhi ya wanawake wamekuwa wakikatishwa tamaa na rafiki zao au watu wengine wanaowazunguka, eti hawana hadhi ya kuolewa au watahangaika sana lakini hawatapata mume, kisa eti HAVUTII!
Mwingine anajinyima mwenyewe nafasi akisema; “Mimi nina balaa, sina bahati ya kuolewa, ndiyo maana wadogo zangu wote wameolewa nimebaki mimi.”
Huu ni uvivu wa kuwaza. Lakini dada yangu, habari iliyo njema kwako ni kwamba, ndoa unaitengeneza wewe mwenyewe.
Unaitengeneza kwa misingi ya kwanza, kujipa moyo mwenyewe kwamba wewe ni mzuri na una sifa na haki za kuolewa kama wanawake wengine. Jipe moyo mwenyewe, huna nuksi wala balaa, wewe ni mzuri na una sifa za kuwa mke hapo baadaye.

Iko hivi, ukianza kujishusha mwenyewe, ni dhahiri kwamba hata mavazi yako hayatakuwa mazuri, uso wako hautakuwa na tabasamu na wala hutakuwa na matumani moyoni, hapo sasa ni mwanzo wa kuzorota afya yako. Utapata mchumba kweli? Utasubiri sana kwa mtindo huo.
ACHA PAPARA
Haizuiwi kuuliza kuhusu mustakabali wa uchumba wenu, lakini ni vizuri basi kuwa na kiasi. Kuuliza kila wakati au kuwa mtu wa kulaumu, hakutakusaidia kumfanya jamaa achukue maamuzi ya haraka ya kukuoa na badala yake yanaweza kumpa picha tofauti.
Ni rahisi kuwaza kwamba, unachohitaji kwake ni ndoa na baada ya hapo hutakuwa na staha tena. Kuwa mjanja, achana na papara. Usilogwe ukamfanyia jambo zuri mpenzi wako, halafu ndiyo umuulize; “Sasa honey, mbona hata huzungumzii ndoa yetu? Hivi utanioa kweli? Eeeh baby? Niambie basi mpenzi wangu.

Jumanne, 24 Septemba 2013

PICHA: I AL SHABABY WAKIWA NDANI YA WESTLAND

Suspected AlShabaab fighters inside #Westgate. Look how comfortably they are walking around as if they're shopping

Jumatatu, 2 Septemba 2013

HAYA NDO YANAYOWAKUTA WATANZANIA WALIOKAMATWA NA MADAWA HUKO CHINA

Stori: Na Mwandishi Wetu
Taifa la China halina mzaha mbele ya biashara haramu ya madawa ya kulevya na kwa kutambua kwamba wanaohusika zaidi ni Waafrika, sasa hivi kila mja mwenye ngozi nyeusi aliyepo nchini humo, anapewa msoto wa nguvu.

Wabongo wanaoishi China, kwa sasa wanahenyeshwa isivyo kawaida katika msako uliopewa jina
na Watanzania kwamba ni Oparesheni Safisha Wauza Unga.
Katika hoteli wanazofikia, vijiwe vyao, barabarani na kadhalika, kote huko wanapewa msoto wa guvu kwa kile kinachoelezwa kuwa Wachina hawana imani tena na Watanzania na Waafrika kwa jumla ama wanaoishi nchini humo au hata wale wanaoingia na kutoka.

“Wazungu wa unga (wafanyabiashara wa madawa ya kulevya) wanatuharibia starehe hapa China, hatuishi kwa amani tena. Mtu unaweza kukaguliwa siku nzima kisa eti wanawatafuta wanaouza unga,” alisema Artides Kimota ambaye ni Mtanzania anayeishi China kwa sasa.

Aliongeza: “Unajua sasa hivi China imekuwa na uingizwaji mkubwa wa madawa ya kulevya. Kwa Serikali ya China hii ni kashfa nzito. Kwa vile wanajua Waafrika ndiyo sababu kuu, sasa hivi kila Mwafrika anapewa msukosuko.

“Kwa kweli ukiwa Mwafrika hapa China ni mateso makubwa sana kwa sasa. Kuna agizo la serikali ambalo limelitaka jeshi la polisi hapa China kuhakikisha madawa ya kulevya yanatokomezwa na wahusika wanakamatwa.

“Kila anayekamatwa na madawa ya kulevya au na kitu chochote ambacho siyo halali, anafunguliwa mashtaka. Mimi naishi kwenye Jiji la Qingyuan, nimeshahuhudia Mtanzania mmoja, Wanigeria wawili na Waghana watatu wakikamatwa.
“Kote hakuna kupumua, hata huko Guangzhou, Beijing na kwingineko kunatisha kwa msako. Nasikia kwenye Mji wa Shanwei alikamatwa Mtanzania mwingine, akakutwa na ungaunga wa marumaru ambao alikuwa nao kama sampuli kwa ajili ya biashara zake, alikamatwa lakini aliachiwa baada ya kupimwa na kugundulika siyo madawa ya kulevya.”
Habari zaidi zinasema kuwa pamoja na sifa mbaya ya Watanzania nchini humo lakini imebainishwa kwamba Wanigeria ndiyo kundi hatari na wanawindwa zaidi kwa sababu raia wa nchi hiyo wameshachafuka sana.
Imebainishwa zaidi kuwa kwa vile siyo rahisi kumtofautisha Mnigeria na Waafrika wengine kwa haraka, ndiyo maana kila Mwafrika anapoonekana ni lazima ale msoto wa kukaguliwa ili kuhakikisha kama ana ‘mzigo’ au hana.
Risasi Jumamosi linamiliki picha zinazowaonesha baadhi ya Waafrika wakiwa chini ya ulinzi, wakitembezwa vifua wazi, kueleka vituo vya polisi kufunguliwa mashtaka ya uhalifu mbalimbali ikiwemo madawa ya kulevya.

KINACHOWAPONZA NI HIKI
Kwa mujibu wa taarifa kutoka China, taifa hilo limeshtukia kwamba pamoja na sheria kali za udhibiti wa madawa ya kulevya zilizopo na adhabu kali ikiwemo ile ya juu kabisa ya kunyongwa hadi kufa kwa mtu anayekutwa na hatia ya kujihusisha na biashara hiyo, polisi wameendelea kupigwa bao la kisigino.
Imeelezwa kwamba watu wanaosafiri na madawa ya kulevya tumboni, maarufu kama punda ndiyo wanaofanya madawa yazagae nchini humo.
“Punda ndiyo wanatuponza, Serikali ya China imeshtukia kuona kwamba madawa yapo sana mitaani, kwa hiyo kukomesha kabisa hilo, wanafanya msako hatari sana. Wakifika chumbani kwako utajuta, wanapekua kila upande wa chumba.
“Vilevile ikitokea mtu anawasili uwanja wa ndege akiwa dhaifu, anafuatiliwa sana. Asikwambie mtu, hakuna Mwafrika aliyepo China anayeishi kwa raha, iwe unauza au huuzi lazima uhenyeshwe,” alisema Dominick Rafiki anayeishi Guangzhou, China.

CHINA YASISITIZA KUENDELEA KUNYONGA
Ripoti ya Shirika la Haki za Binadamu la Amnesty International mwaka 2012, iliitaja China kama taifa kinara kwa kunyonga watu wenye makosa mbalimbali na kuitaja nchi hiyo kama katili zaidi duniani.
Amnesty International inapingana na adhabu ya kifo, kwa hiyo imekuwa ikitumia jitihada mbalimbali kuhakikisha linaishawishi China iachane na hukumu za kunyonga watu bila mafanikio.
Shirika hilo lilieleza kwamba China imeendelea kuweka msisitizo wa kunyonga watu, huku ikiwa na rekodi ya kunyonga maelfu ya watu kila mwaka.

BALOZI AKIRI HALI NI MBAYA
Balozi mpya wa Tanzania nchini China, Luteni Jenerali Mstaafu, Abdulrahman Shimbo amekiri kwamba hali ni mbaya kutokana na wimbi kubwa la Watanzania kukumbwa na kashfa ya madawa ya kulevya, huku wengine wakiwa wameshahukumiwa kunyongwa.
“Ni kweli hali ni mbaya, kuna vijana wetu wengi wanaipa sifa mbaya nchi yetu hapa. Kama inavyofahamika, mimi bado mgeni lakini nikipewa muda kidogo nitakuwa na ripoti kamili ya jinsi Watanzania wanavyohusishwa na hii biashara haramu ya madawa ya kulevya,” alisema Balozi Shimbo ambaye alikuwa Mnadhimu wa Jeshi la Wananchi Tanzania (JWTZ)

Ijumaa, 30 Agosti 2013

Rihanna Amdondoshea Bonge la Diss Demu wa Chriss Brown (Karrueche)


 Jana Rihanna na Binamu yake anayeitwa Lele walimDiss mwanadada Karrueche(Demu wa Chriss Brown) hii yote ilianza baada ya Karrueche kupost pic ya mwonekano wake mpya  Instagram (hapo juu kulia) .

Baadae Ikawa Hivi..
Binamu yake Rihanna akaichukua hio picha na kuipost tena Instagram Kama inavyoonekana hapo chini na kuiongezea maneno ya kuzidi kumDiss pa1 na kuweka Face emoticons za Ajabu ajabu.

Baadae wakaanza kurushiana Tweets kama Hivi....



Karrueche naye baada ya kusoma mchezo akajibu..

Rihanna naye akajibu hivi...


Usisahau Kutucheki Fb Bonyeza Hapa

Picha: Karrueche Tran na mtindo wa nywele wa twende kilioni... cute?

Ni mtindo wa kusuka nywele kwa wasichana (hata baadhi ya wavulana) uliozoeleka sana huku kwetu kwa jina la ‘twende kilioni’, japo huko Marekani, Ulaya na kwingine huitwa ‘Cornrows’.
Karru
Karrueche Tran mpenzi wa On/Off wa mwimbaji wa R&B Chris Brown kupitia Instagram ame-share picha akiwa amesuka ‘twende kilioni’ na kusababisha uzuri wake wa asili (bila makeup nyingi) uonekane zaidi bila chenga.
Ila tuache utani, Karrueche Tran is very cute, Breezy hakukosea!

Undicovered Ways to make your man feel like a MAN!…Try ‘em


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Making your man feel inadequate is the worst thing you can ever do to him and that is why men rarely forgive cheating. To most men cheating is the number one relationship deal breaker. Just like you, a man needs to feel loved, appreciated and also attractive and the only way you can make him feel that way is by giving him an ego boost every now and then. An ego boost will make your man a better man and in turn he will treat you right and when he treats you right you both end up in a very healthy relationship.
Below are little ways you can make your man feel like a man.
#Thank him for every little thing he does around the house and even for something as random as loving you or for putting up with you.
#Listen to him intently when he is explaining something to you and allow him to feel smart even though you are smarter than him.
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#Cook for him without making him feel like he is the reason you can never get anything done or like he is cramping your style. This will make him feel special. Wait on him, get him water  and even when visiting friends or family or at a barbeque, bring him a plate and make sure he is satisfied.
#Let him make the plans and take charge of directions as men like to feel like they are great at remembering directions. Even if he gets lost, do not make him feel like he’s the reason why everyone in the world gets lost and how much he sucks at giving directions .
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#Allow him to take you to his fave restaurant and order for you. He probably likes the restaurant for a reason so for once just let him do his thing.
#Feel him, need him, appreciate him and enjoy being with him in the bedroom and always do that thing that he loves so  much. Give him full control and let him take all the credit for satisfying you and for making you glow.
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#Massage him after that long day at work and let him know how much you know he deserves a massage as he works really hard to provide for you and yours.
#Allow him to be a boy when he is with the boys.  Don’t call him out in front of his boys and remind him it’s his turn to do the dishes.
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#Attend his events whenever he invites you and make an effort to look great. Give him a reason to be the envy of the ball and enjoy being his arm candy with pride.
#Don’t cheat on him or share private matters with your whole gang of friends.
#Compliment him. Tell him he looks great whenever he makes an effort to dress well.

5 misguiding sex tips that you probably shouldn’t try

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Admit it . . . at some point, you read an interesting sex tip in a magazine and decided to try it out in the bedroom.  But things went horribly wrong.
But were you really that surprised?  You shouldn’t have been.  Magazine sex tips sound fun, but they rarely translate to real life.
To prove my point, here are five sex tips from “Cosmopolitan” magazine that you I think you  probably SHOULDN’T attempt:
1.) Cosmo suggests:  Find the male G-spot
According to “Cosmo”, the male G-spot is somewhere between a man’s GONADS and his NO-GO HOLE, and you should try exploring that area with your fingers in the middle of sex.
But there aren’t many guys who actually want you rooting around that area, especially without warning.  Besides, a guy’s G-spot is really easy to find.  It’s his MAN-JUNK.
2.) Cosmo suggests:  Have sex on the hood of a car
If your guy loves his car, he’s not going to want to risk denting or scratching it by having sex on top of it.  And if he doesn’t love his car, there’s a good chance he hasn’t washed it in a while and it’s filthy.  Either way, it’s a bad idea.
3.)  Cosmo suggests: Use grapes to pleasure your man
That you should put grapes in between your fingers before offering your man HAND RELEASE.  For the life of me, I fail to see how that’s supposed to make things feel better for him.  Am I missing something?
4.)  Cosmo suggests: Have sex with one leg on his shoulder
If you’re limber, there’s really nothing wrong with this move.  Just make sure you’re careful.  One misstep could result in serious injuries for both of you.
5.) Cosmo suggests:  Rub ice on his junk during oral favors
Occasionally, it becomes very apparent that women have no idea just how fickle a guy’s genitals really are.  This is a perfect example.
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If you really want to know what effect ice has on a man’s package, just take a look at his junk after he’s gone swimming in a cold pool.  Can you say shrinkage?
Have you ever tried a sex move that you read about in a magazine, only to have it blow up in your face?  If so, what was the move?  Better yet, what was your guy’s reaction? Post your comment below.

5 things men do that scare women away!


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There’s a bunch of guys who believe that smothering a woman is the way to go about love.  They call you 500 times a day, send you kisses and smileys every hour, hold you so tight until you can’t breathe, insist on celebrating Valentine’s day even though they know that day disgusts you, want to spend every waking hour with you…so annoying! Such guys always end up getting dumped and then wonder why they are so unlucky in love.
If you’ve noticed a trend in your love life where after a couple of dates the woman you like stops picking your calls and wants nothing to do with you… then there are a couple of things you may want to change.
According to Askmen.com, here are a couple of things you may want to stop doing because they scare women away.
#1)  Being too easy to please. Obviously, women love compliments.  But when you throw out too many early on, she’s just going to think you’re insincere.
#2)  Being too focused on sex. She already KNOWS you want to do her.  So if you rush things, or guilt-trip her into sex, she’s not going to put out . . . and she’ll question your intentions.
#3)  Being possessive too soon.  Don’t get jealous when she hangs out with her guy friends, or spends more time with her girlfriends than you.  And if you DO get jealous, at least ACT like you know she’s entitled to have her own life.
#4)  Being cheap. Women are drawn to men who can protect and provide for them.  It’s fine to split every third or fourth date, but making her pay too early sends the signal that you’re not the sort of guy she can have a future with.
#5)  Talking about exes. No woman wants to hear about your ex.  And it doesn’t matter whether you’re saying good things or bad things.  Either way, it shows you have too much baggage.

"KAJALA NDIO KILA KITU KWANGU KWA SASA, YEYE NI ZAIDI YA MUME KWANGU"

KASUMBA ya wanawake wengi kuwaambia mashoga zao siri zao nzito inadaiwa kumfanya msanii maarufu wa filamu Bongo, Wema Sepetu kufunguka kuwa, bila kuwa karibu na Kajala Masanja itakuwa ni kama kuamua kutembea mtupu.

Wema alifikia hatua ya kutoa maneno hayo katikati ya wiki hii kwa kuposti picha kwenye mtandao wa Instagram ikimuonesha yeye, meneja wake Martin Kadinda na Kajala huku akisindikiza na ujumbe mzito uliosomeka:
“I always call my poch and I fell so naked without, I need her everywhere with me. I hope that’s how they out each other.”
Aliandika kimombo, alimaanisha nini?
Tafsiri ya maneno hayo ni kwamba, Wema anamchukulia Kajala kama pochi yake na bila yeye anajihisi yuko uchi kiasi kwamba anataka kila sehemu wawe wote.
Kajala amjibu
Baada ya Wema kutundika ujumbe huo, Kajala naye alijitutumua na kutupia maneno ya kumshukuru (Wema) huku akieleza kuwa, kama ni hivyo yeye hana la kusema.
“Nimeyapenda maneno hayo, kama ni hivyo mimi sina la kusema,” aliandika Kajala kwenye mtandao huo.
Kwa nini Wema aseme hivyo?
Yawezekana Wema alimaanisha vingine lakini wachambuzi wa mambo wamekuwa na maoni yao huku wengi wakieleza kuwa, inawezekana Wema anasema hivyo kutokana na ukweli kwamba Kalaja anajua siri zake nyingi.
“Unajua Wema amekuwa na marafiki wengi sana lakini inavyoonekana Kajala amemshiba sana na anajua siri zake nyingi. Wema anaposema bila Kajala itakuwa ni kama anatembea uchi anamaanisha kuwa, wakikorofishana kuna hatari ya kuanikana mambo yao nyeti.

“Watu wanazusha kuwa Wema anauza ‘unga’, mara anatembea na kigogo mmoja serikalini, ukweli wa haya anaujua Kajala na ndiyo maana amemshiba ili siri zake ziendelee kuwa sirini,” alidai mmoja wa marafiki wa karibu wa Kajala aliyeomba hifadhi ya jina lake.
Mwingine aliyejitambulisha kwa jina la Mariam wa Kinondoni alisema: “Hawa wana siri nzito, kila mmoja anajua mambo ya ndani ya mwenzake na ndiyo maana hakuna ambaye yuko tayari kumtosa mwenzake, watazinguana lakini watarudiana.”
Kajala anasemaje?
Ijumaa lilifanya jitihada za kumtafuta Kajala kuzungumzia maoni yake juu ya ujumbe huo wa Wema ambapo alisema, hana neno la kutia isipokuwa amefarijika tu kusikia anapendwa kiasi hicho.
“Kwa kweli hata kama wewe unaambiwa hivyo lazima utafurahi sana maana sikuwa najua kuwa napendwa na shosti wangu (Wema) ila hata mimi nampenda sana yaani siwezi kueleza, hayo manenomaneno ya watu hatuwezi kuyasikiliza,” alisema Kajala.
Msikie Wema
“Nilichokiandika nilikimaanisha, Kajala kwa sasa siyo rafiki yangu tena ni ndugu ambaye nampenda sana kutoka moyoni mwangu na nitampenda siku zote na ndiyo maana sijisikii kuwa mbali naye,” alisema Wema.
Watadumu?
Swali ambalo wengi wamekuwa wakijiuliza ni kama ushosti wa wawili hao utadumu kwani mara kadhaa imekuwa ikidaiwa kuwa wametibuana na baadaye kuonekana wako pamoja, mazingira yanayoashiria kuwa huenda siku moja wakazinguana moja kwa moja.
Hayo yanakuja kufuatia historia ya Wema ambaye amekuwa hadumu na marafiki zake, mfano ukiwa kwa msanii Snura Mushi (staa wa Majanga) ambaye waliwahi kuwa marafiki kupitiliza lakini baadaye wakatosana

MAMBO YA SHILOLE HAYO NDANI YA FIESTER


Dance imekolea kwa shilole hapo ...mpaka mambo yote hadharani ......kitu cha black

Jumanne, 27 Agosti 2013

VIGOGO 111 WANAOJIHUSISHA NA MADAWA YA KULEVYA WAMEANZA KUONJA JOTO YA JIWE....!!!




VIGOGO 111 wanaosadikiwa kujihusisha na biashara yharamu ya madawa ya kulevya nchini wameanza kuonja 'joto ya jiwe' kufuatia Jeshi la Polisi Tanzania Kitengo cha Kudhibiti na Kupambana na Madawa ya Kulevya kwa kushirikiana na vyombo vingine vya dola kukamata mali zao, Uwazi lina mpango mzima.
Kwa mujibu wa vyanzo makini ndani ya jeshi hilo, pia vigogo wengi wanaojihusisha na biashara hiyo  walikamatwa na kiasi kikubwa cha ‘unga’ ndani ya kipindi cha miaka minne iliyopita.
Kuhusu mali ambazo ni magari, ilidaiwa kuwa kufuatia taarifa zilizowataja wauza unga, jeshi la polisi liliamua kushikilia magari hayo na kufanya uchunguzi wa uhalali wake.“Kuna watu walitajwa majina, wakafuatiliwa, magari yao yakakamatwa na kufanyiwa uchunguzi, lakini cha kushangaza baadhi yao  wameingia mitini na kutelekeza magari yao,” kilisema chanzo.
Chanzo kilisema baadhi ya magari hayo ni Mercedes Benz, Jeep, Toyota Spacio, Toyota Galsira, Toyota Mark II, Nissan Patrol 4x4 GL, Toyota Land Cruiser na Toyota Prado.   
Uwazi lilifanikiwa kunasa majina ya vigogo waliokamatwa wakiwa na unga  na kiasi walichokamatwa nacho.
Uchunguzi uliofanywa na gazeti hili katika mahakama mbalimbali nchini na ndani ya jeshi la polisi umebaini kuwa, kesi za watuhumiwa hao zinaendelea kuunguruma kortini  japokuwa kasi yake si ya kuridhisha.Na Global publisher


VIGOGO 111 wanaosadikiwa kujihusisha na biashara yharamu ya madawa ya kulevya nchini wameanza kuonja 'joto ya jiwe' kufuatia Jeshi la Polisi Tanzania Kitengo cha Kudhibiti na Kupambana na Madawa ya Kulevya kwa kushirikiana na vyombo vingine vya dola kukamata mali zao, Uwazi lina mpango mzima.
Kwa mujibu wa vyanzo makini ndani ya jeshi hilo, pia vigogo wengi wanaojihusisha na biashara hiyo  walikamatwa na kiasi kikubwa cha ‘unga’ ndani ya kipindi cha miaka minne iliyopita.
Kuhusu mali ambazo ni magari, ilidaiwa kuwa kufuatia taarifa zilizowataja wauza unga, jeshi la polisi liliamua kushikilia magari hayo na kufanya uchunguzi wa uhalali wake.“Kuna watu walitajwa majina, wakafuatiliwa, magari yao yakakamatwa na kufanyiwa uchunguzi, lakini cha kushangaza baadhi yao  wameingia mitini na kutelekeza magari yao,” kilisema chanzo.
Chanzo kilisema baadhi ya magari hayo ni Mercedes Benz, Jeep, Toyota Spacio, Toyota Galsira, Toyota Mark II, Nissan Patrol 4x4 GL, Toyota Land Cruiser na Toyota Prado.  
Uwazi lilifanikiwa kunasa majina ya vigogo waliokamatwa wakiwa na unga  na kiasi walichokamatwa nacho.
Uchunguzi uliofanywa na gazeti hili katika mahakama mbalimbali nchini na ndani ya jeshi la polisi umebaini kuwa, kesi za watuhumiwa hao zinaendelea kuunguruma kortini  japokuwa kasi yake si ya kuridhisha.Na Global publisher


POLISI WABUNI MBINU MPYA
Vyanzo hivyo viliendelea kudai kwamba polisi wamebuni mbinu mpya ya kuwakamata vigogo wa madawa ya kulevya wakiamini itawapa mafanikio zaidi.
“Siku hizi si kama zamani, jeshi la polisi tumebuni mbinu mpya ya kuwakamata hawa jamaa (vigogo). Mbinu hii italeta mafanikio makubwa zaidi,” alisema mtoa habari wetu.

WAPAMBANAJI WA UNGA HATARINI
Taarifa zaidi zinadai kwamba usalama wa viongozi wanaopambana na wahusika wa unga nchini upo shakani kutokana na vitisho vinavyotolewa na mtandao huo duniani kote.
Inaaminika kuwa wengi wanaopambana au kupiga vita madawa ya kulevya, hususan viongozi na waandishi wa habari, hutendwa vibaya wakati mwingine kuuawa kabisa.

UWAZI LAMSAKA KAMANDA NZOWA
Kufuatia taarifa hizo za kiuchunguzi, katikati ya wiki iliyopita, mapaparazi wetu walimtafuta Kamanda wa Kudhibiti na Kupambana na Madawa ya Kulevya Tanzania, Godfrey Nzowa na kumuuliza kuhusu zoezi zima la kamatakamata ya wanamtandao hao.
Kamanda Nzowa alisema zoezi la kuwakamata wanaojihusisha na biashara hiyo linaendelea vizuri.
Alisema mpaka Mei, mwaka huu kikosi chake kimeshakamata kiasi kikubwa cha unga na kuongeza kuwa anaamini kasi ya biashara hiyo nchini imepungua sana.
Aliongeza kuwa askari wake wamejipanga vizuri na wana mafunzo maalum ya kuwatambua watu hao hatari.

VIGOGO HUWALISHA KIAPO KIBAYA  WANAOWABEBESHA
“Tumewakamata ‘mapapa’ (wauza unga wadogo) wengi sana na tunahakikisha kwamba ‘nyangumi’ (wauza unga vigogo)  nao hawachomoki.
“Mara nyingi vigogo wamekuwa wakiwalisha kiapo kibaya vijana wanaowabebesha unga kwamba  ikitokea wakakamatwa wasiwataje lakini nao tunawabana kitaalam mpaka wanawataja, kwa sasa bado tunaendelea kuwadaka,” alisema Kamanda Nzowa.
Kamanda huyo aliwataka wananchi kuendelea kutoa ushirikiano kwa jeshi lake dhidi ya wauza madawa ili kutokomeza kabisa biashara hiyo.

ULINZI VIWANJA VYA NDEGE NCHINI SASA NI MOTO
Katika maongezi yake, Afande Nzowa alisema ulinzi umeimarishwa katika viwanja vya ndege, bandarini, mipaka ya nchi na sehemu zote zinazohisiwa kuweza kupitishwa madawa hayo.

AANIKA MAJINA 111
Kamanda Nzowa alikwenda mbele zaidi kwa kuweka wazi takwimu ya ukamataji wa watuhumiwa hao kutoka mwaka 2009 hadi Mei, 2013.
Orodha chini inabainisha kiasi na aina ya madawa waliyokamatwa nayo katika mabano.
Steven  Gwaza, (heroin gramu 825.7), Rebecca Wairimu Mwangi (heroin gram 1,800), Khatibu Bakari Khatibu, Khalid Salim Maunga, (cocaine gramu 1,007.4), Dhoulkefly  Awadh, (cocaine gramu 893.58), Abdallah Pashua Kipevu (heroin gramu 31,000), Diaka Brama Kaba (heroin gramu 31,000), huyu alikamatwa akiwa na Ndjane Abubakar, Sylivia Kaaya Namirembe, Farid Kisuule, Robinson Dumba Teise na Ismail Mugabi.
Wengine ni Rashid Salim Mohamed, (cocaine gramu 1,374.32), Mini Thabo Hamza (cocaine gramu 1,595.74), Hamis Mohamed Mtou (cocaine gramu 850), Kwako Sarfo, Mnigeria (cocaine gramu 1,1951.80), Mustapha Musa (cocaine gramu 286), alikuwa na Aman Saidfadhil Daruweshi na Afshin  Jalal.
Kamanda Nzowa akaendelea kuwaanika, Jack Vuyo, (heroin gramu 42,000) huyu alikuwa na Anastazia Elizabeth Cloete. Simon Eugenio Fadu    (cocaine gramu 8,000), Assad  Aziz, (heroin gramu 50,000), alikuwa na Isamil Shebe Ismail, Rashid Salim na Majed Gholamghader.
Wengine kwenye orodha hiyo ni, Anna  Jamaniste Mboya, (cocaine gramu 1,140), Fredy William Chonde (heroin gramu 175,000),  Kambi Zuber, Abdul Ghan na Shahbaz Malik, Livinus Malik (Wapakistani) (cocaine gramu 804.7), Chukwudu  Denis Okechukwu, Paulo Ekechukwu na Hycenth Stan (Wanigeria) (cocaine gramu 81,000).
Aidha wapo, Shoaib S.O. Mohammed, Fedro Alfredo Chongo, (cocaine gramu 1,530), Kadiria  Said Kimaro (heroin gramu 1,365.91),  Abdallah Rajab Mwalimu (cocaine gramu 716.5), Mwiteka Godfrey Mwandemele (cocaine gramu 1,112),  Abbas Kondo Gede (cocaine gramu 1,112), Mwanaidi  Ramadhan Mfundo (cocaiane gramu 5,000), alikuwa na Sarah David Munuo,  Antony  Karanja, Benny Ngare,  Almasi Hamis Said, Yahya Haroun Ibrahim, Aisha Said Kungwi, Rajab Juma Mzome na John  William Mwakalasya.
Wengine ni Ally Mirzai Pirbakhshi (cocaine gramu 97,000) alikuwa na Aziz Juma Kizingiti, Said Mashaka Mrisho, Abdulahman  Mtumwa na Hamidu Kitwana Karimu.
Ramadhan Athuman (heroin gramu 3,000) alikuwa na Rashid Mohammed, Ally Mohammed Kichaa na Issa Abdulahman. Rashid  Ally Mtopea (heroin gramu 12,000) alikuwa na Idd Adam Mwaduga, Nurdin Adam. Maurine Amatus Lyumba, John  Adams Igwenma  wa (Mnaijeria) ( cocaine gramu 830.19).
Upendo Mohammed Cheusi, Abdallah Omar Salum (cannabis sativa gramu 1,000) alikuwa na Cosmos Chukwumezie, Ifeanyi  Malven Kalu Oko (Wanaijeria)  (heroin gramu 3,185.38), Allan Duller (cocaine gramu 3,882.92), Alberto Mendes kutoka Ghana, (gramu 1,277.10 za heroin)
Wengine ni Joseph Chukwumeka Nwabunwanne Minigeria, (gramu 1,245.96 za heroin) Kwaku Safo Brobbey Mghana (gramu 13,781.78 za heroin), Princewill Ejike Mnigeria (gramu 981.12 za heroin),Mary  Mvula Mzambia (gramu 391.51 za cocaine), Waziri Shaban Mizongi, (gramu 2,013 za heroin) akiwa na Santos Joseph Mpondela, Kelvin Kelven Mwazeni.
Wengine ni Emmanuela Adom, Mghana (gramu 9,838.1 za cocaine), Asha Omary Ramadhan, (gramu 1.56), Mariam Mohammed Said, (gramu 9,857.54 za bangi) akiwa na Abdullatif A. Fundikira
Aliendelea kuwataja Marceline Koivogui, Mghana (gramu 1,073.82 za heroin),  Edwin Cheleh Swen Mliberia (gramu 1,509.35 za heroin),  akiwa na Benjamin Obioma Onuorah  wa Nigeria, Sofia Seif Kingazi, (gramu 3,379.54 za cocaine), Josephine Mumbi Waithera Mkenya (gramu 3,249.82 za cocaine), Iddi Juma Mfaume,( gramu 563.25 za heroine), Amina Kassim Ramadhani,( gramu 1,980.11 za heroine) na Vivian Edigin Mnigeria ( gramu 797.56 za cocaine), Hadija Tambwe,( gramu 33,507.04 Za cannabis),  Sasha Farhan  na Mnyeke Sativa, na Mychel Andriand Takahindangeng Muindonesia,( gramu 3,932.44 za cocaine).
Wengine ni Kristina Biskavevskaja Mluthenia (gramu 4,000 za cocaine), Stephen Basil Ojiofor Mnigeri (gramu 1,173 za cocaine), Judith Marko Kusekwa, ( gramu 1,793 za heroin), Khamis Said Bakari,( gramu 1,793 za heroin).
Kundi la mwisho ni Tabia Omary au Neema Omary (gramu 994.97 za  heroin), Masesa au Habiba Andrew Joseph, ( gramu 1,037.9 za heroin).
Hivi karibuni Agness Gerald ‘Masogange’ na mwenzake walikamatwa Afrika Kusini wakiwa na kilo 150 za dawa za kulevya.