16 Ridiculous, Annoying Things People Say When You Get Married

For some baffling, annoying reason, crossing the threshold from single to married seems to open a Pandora’s box of weird, random, and downright ridiculous remarks and questions. Here, 15 of some of the most common, annoying, and/or completely crazy …

1. “So … when are you having kids????” (and any variation on this, like, “When are you going to start trying?” or “Are you pulling the goalie?”)
2. “You’re not hyphenating and/or taking his horrible last name, right?”
3. “Are you still allowed to go out without him?”
4. “Hey, you know statistics show you have less than a 50 percent chance of this working out, right?”
5. “He’ll make a great first husband!”
6. “How’s the old ball and chain?”
7. “Congrats! Your sex life is over!”
8. “I always thought you’d end up with (fill-in-the-blank person or type of person other than the new husband).”
9. “Is that true what they say about marriage killing your sex life?”
10. “You probably already miss the single life, huh?”
11. “Does your husband let you wear THAT?”
12. “Why bother exercising/eating right? Now that the wedding’s over, you can get fat!”
13. “Here’s the card of a divorce lawyer I know in case it doesn’t work out.”
14. “Welcome to the club! Now we can be miserable together.”
15. “Why are you doing your hair/makeup? You’ve already got ‘im!”
16. “Are you (still) going to work?”  … (Uh, what year is this again?!)

What’s the craziest thing anyone has said to you since being married?

MAALUM KWA WANAWAKE WANAO TAKA KUOLEWA

 

 Hata kama utapingana na mimi, lakini ukweli utabaki pale pale; Kila jinsia inahitaji sana kuungana na jinsia nyingine katika tendo muhimu na la kihistoria katika maisha liitwalo ndoa! Yes, huu ni ukweli ambao upo

wazi na utaendelea kusimama kama ulivyo.
Jinsia zote zina umuhimu na jambo hili muhimu, lakini kuna tofauti kidogo, kwamba mwanamke
anasubiri kufuatwa na mwanaume, wakati mwanaume anaamua kumfuata mwanamke anayemtaka na kwa wakati wake. Kuna kitu nataka kuweka sawa hapa, kwamba wanaume ndiyo huwa wa kwanza kupenda kabla ya mwanamke, ingawa mwanamke anaweza kuwa wa kwanza kupenda lakini akashindwa kufikisha hisia zake kwa mwanaume husika.
Wanawake wa ‘mjini’ huwa hawakubaliani na hili, kutokana na huu utandawazi unaohubiriwa siku hizi ikiwa ni pamoja na kampeni za usawa zinazotetewa na Wanaharakati Wanawake. Akina dada nao huchangamkia kueleza hisia zao kwa wanaume. Nadhani si jambo baya, ingawa linaweza kupokelewa kwa hisia tofauti na kila mwanaume.
Tuyaache hayo, hoja kubwa ya msingi hapa ni jinsi gani mwanamke anaweza kuolewa haraka na mpenzi wake. Ikumbukwe kwamba, hapa nazungumza na wanawake ambao tayari wapo katika uhusiano, lakini wenzi wao hawana habari kabisa na mambo ya ndoa.
Katika matoleo yaliyopita, niliwahi kuzungumza kuhusu namna gani mwanamke anaweza kuwashawishi wanaume wakataka kuingia katika uhusiano naye. Leo nazungumzia juu ya wewe ambaye upo katika uhusiano ambao haueleweki, lakini ndoa unaitaka. Unajua cha kufanya? Fuatana nami.
EPUKA MAKUNDI HATARI
Mwanaume anapenda kuwa na mke mwenye staha, ambaye hana tabia za hovyo. Kuwa na makundi ya ‘mashangingi’ ni alama ya kwanza kabisa kuwa unapenda au tayari una tabia za kishangingi. Wanaume wengi hawapendi kabisa wanawake wenye tabia za hovyo, wenye kampani ambazo si nzuri.
Lakini yawezekana, jamaa alishakuambia juu ya kilio chake hiki, lakini wewe umekuwa kama umeweka pamba masikioni mwako, hili ni tatizo. Linda heshima yako, kaa mbali na makundi hatari, ili umfanye jamaa akuone wewe ni mwanamke thabiti ambaye huigi, hushabikii na wala huna tabia mbaya. Utaonesha hili kwa kukaa mbali na makundi ya wanawake hatari! Umenipata?
ZINGATIA MAVAZI YAKO
Kila mtu anamjua mtu wake alivyo, mwanamke hata wewe unamjua mpenzi wako alivyo. Sina shaka unafahamu anapenda nini na nini anachukia. Unajua kabisa, nina uhakika na hilo. Lakini pamoja na kwamba jamaa anaweza kuwa na vitu ambavyo vinamvutia zaidi, hata wewe kama mtoto wa kike, una mapendekezo yako au vitu ambavyo unapenda zaidi kuvifanya!
Huzuiwi, lakini swali la msingi, mwenzi wako anapenda? Kama wewe unapenda sana skin jeans na top inayoacha kitovu nje, yeye hapendi kwa sababu ana nia ya kukufanya mke hapo baadaye. Sasa utakuwa mke gani ambaye hata Salim anaona sehemu zako za faragha hadharani?
Ukiachana na chaguo la mwenzi wako, lakini lazima wewe mwenyewe kama mwanamke wa mtu, ujitambue! Jisitiri vyema. Kwani kuna urembo gani wa kuvaa nguo inayoonesha mwili wako ulivyo? Kuna burudani gani kuacha nyeti zako wazi? Unataka nani akuone ulivyo? Mke hana sifa hiyo dada yangu, sasa ili uweze kuwa na sifa hii muhimu, lazima uzingatie sana mavazi yako.

JIPE MOYO
Hili nilishawahi kulizungumza sana katika mada zilizopita, baadhi ya wanawake wamekuwa wakikatishwa tamaa na rafiki zao au watu wengine wanaowazunguka, eti hawana hadhi ya kuolewa au watahangaika sana lakini hawatapata mume, kisa eti HAVUTII!
Mwingine anajinyima mwenyewe nafasi akisema; “Mimi nina balaa, sina bahati ya kuolewa, ndiyo maana wadogo zangu wote wameolewa nimebaki mimi.”
Huu ni uvivu wa kuwaza. Lakini dada yangu, habari iliyo njema kwako ni kwamba, ndoa unaitengeneza wewe mwenyewe.
Unaitengeneza kwa misingi ya kwanza, kujipa moyo mwenyewe kwamba wewe ni mzuri na una sifa na haki za kuolewa kama wanawake wengine. Jipe moyo mwenyewe, huna nuksi wala balaa, wewe ni mzuri na una sifa za kuwa mke hapo baadaye.

Iko hivi, ukianza kujishusha mwenyewe, ni dhahiri kwamba hata mavazi yako hayatakuwa mazuri, uso wako hautakuwa na tabasamu na wala hutakuwa na matumani moyoni, hapo sasa ni mwanzo wa kuzorota afya yako. Utapata mchumba kweli? Utasubiri sana kwa mtindo huo.
ACHA PAPARA
Haizuiwi kuuliza kuhusu mustakabali wa uchumba wenu, lakini ni vizuri basi kuwa na kiasi. Kuuliza kila wakati au kuwa mtu wa kulaumu, hakutakusaidia kumfanya jamaa achukue maamuzi ya haraka ya kukuoa na badala yake yanaweza kumpa picha tofauti.
Ni rahisi kuwaza kwamba, unachohitaji kwake ni ndoa na baada ya hapo hutakuwa na staha tena. Kuwa mjanja, achana na papara. Usilogwe ukamfanyia jambo zuri mpenzi wako, halafu ndiyo umuulize; “Sasa honey, mbona hata huzungumzii ndoa yetu? Hivi utanioa kweli? Eeeh baby? Niambie basi mpenzi wangu.

Undicovered Ways to make your man feel like a MAN!…Try ‘em

Making your man feel inadequate is the worst thing you can ever do to him and that is why men rarely forgive cheating. To most men cheating is the number one relationship deal breaker. Just like you, a man needs to feel loved, appreciated and also attractive and the only way you can make him feel that way is by giving him an ego boost every now and then. An ego boost will make your man a better man and in turn he will treat you right and when he treats you right you both end up in a very healthy relationship.
Below are little ways you can make your man feel like a man.
#Thank him for every little thing he does around the house and even for something as random as loving you or for putting up with you.
#Listen to him intently when he is explaining something to you and allow him to feel smart even though you are smarter than him.

#Cook for him without making him feel like he is the reason you can never get anything done or like he is cramping your style. This will make him feel special. Wait on him, get him water  and even when visiting friends or family or at a barbeque, bring him a plate and make sure he is satisfied.
#Let him make the plans and take charge of directions as men like to feel like they are great at remembering directions. Even if he gets lost, do not make him feel like he’s the reason why everyone in the world gets lost and how much he sucks at giving directions .

#Allow him to take you to his fave restaurant and order for you. He probably likes the restaurant for a reason so for once just let him do his thing.
#Feel him, need him, appreciate him and enjoy being with him in the bedroom and always do that thing that he loves so  much. Give him full control and let him take all the credit for satisfying you and for making you glow.

#Massage him after that long day at work and let him know how much you know he deserves a massage as he works really hard to provide for you and yours.
#Allow him to be a boy when he is with the boys.  Don’t call him out in front of his boys and remind him it’s his turn to do the dishes.

#Attend his events whenever he invites you and make an effort to look great. Give him a reason to be the envy of the ball and enjoy being his arm candy with pride.
#Don’t cheat on him or share private matters with your whole gang of friends.
#Compliment him. Tell him he looks great whenever he makes an effort to dress well.

5 misguiding sex tips that you probably shouldn’t try

Admit it . . . at some point, you read an interesting sex tip in a magazine and decided to try it out in the bedroom.  But things went horribly wrong.
But were you really that surprised?  You shouldn’t have been.  Magazine sex tips sound fun, but they rarely translate to real life.
To prove my point, here are five sex tips from “Cosmopolitan” magazine that you I think you  probably SHOULDN’T attempt:
1.) Cosmo suggests:  Find the male G-spot
According to “Cosmo”, the male G-spot is somewhere between a man’s GONADS and his NO-GO HOLE, and you should try exploring that area with your fingers in the middle of sex.
But there aren’t many guys who actually want you rooting around that area, especially without warning.  Besides, a guy’s G-spot is really easy to find.  It’s his MAN-JUNK.
2.) Cosmo suggests:  Have sex on the hood of a car
If your guy loves his car, he’s not going to want to risk denting or scratching it by having sex on top of it.  And if he doesn’t love his car, there’s a good chance he hasn’t washed it in a while and it’s filthy.  Either way, it’s a bad idea.
3.)  Cosmo suggests: Use grapes to pleasure your man
That you should put grapes in between your fingers before offering your man HAND RELEASE.  For the life of me, I fail to see how that’s supposed to make things feel better for him.  Am I missing something?
4.)  Cosmo suggests: Have sex with one leg on his shoulder
If you’re limber, there’s really nothing wrong with this move.  Just make sure you’re careful.  One misstep could result in serious injuries for both of you.
5.) Cosmo suggests:  Rub ice on his junk during oral favors
Occasionally, it becomes very apparent that women have no idea just how fickle a guy’s genitals really are.  This is a perfect example.

If you really want to know what effect ice has on a man’s package, just take a look at his junk after he’s gone swimming in a cold pool.  Can you say shrinkage?
Have you ever tried a sex move that you read about in a magazine, only to have it blow up in your face?  If so, what was the move?  Better yet, what was your guy’s reaction? Post your comment below.

Birthday Colors: Know your birthday color now

What color are you, according to your birth date?
And what does it mean?

 

December 23rd - January 1st = Red January 2nd - January 11th = Orange January 12th - January 24th = Yellow January 25th - February 3rd = Pink February 4th - February 8th = Blue February 9th - February 18th = Green February 19th - February 28th = Brown February 1st - March 10th = Aqua March 11th - March 20th = Lime March 21st = Black March 22nd - March 31st = Purple April 1st - April 10th = Navy April 11th - April 20th = Silver April 21st - April 30th = White May 2nd - May 14th = Blue May 15th - May 24th = Gold May 25th - June 3rd = Cream June 4th - June 13th = Grey June 14th - June 23rd = Maroon June 24th = Grey

June 25th - July 4th = Red July 5th - July 14th = Orange July 15th - July 25th = Yellow July 26th - August 4th = Pink August 5th - August 13th = Blue August 14th - August 23rd = Green August 24th - September 2nd = Brown September 3rd - September 12th = Aqua September 13th - September 22nd = Lime September 23rd = Olive September 24th - October 3rd = Purple October 4th - October 13th = Navy October 14th - October 23rd = Silver October 24th - November 11th = White November 12th - November 21st = Gold November 22nd - December 1st = Cream December 2nd - December 11th = Grey December 12th - December 21st = Maroon December 22nd = Teal

RED

You are the cute and lovable type. You are picky but always in love and like being loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be moody at times. Capable with people, nice, soft and they can love you for the way you are. Likes people who are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable.

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CREAM

Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy and very outgoing. You choose love carefully and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long, long time.

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TEAL

You are mostly interested in your looks and have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead and is easy for you to make new friends.

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GREY

You are attractive and active. You never hide your feelings and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.

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GREEN

You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words. You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single waiting for the right person.

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GOLD

You know what's right and what's wrong for you. You are cheerful and outgoing. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

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PINK

You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for the sort of romantic love only found in fairytales.

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YELLOW

You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership role in relationships. You make good decisions and make the right choices at the right time. You dream of a romantic relationship.

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MAROON

You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to make things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble by not thinking about other people's feelings. But you can be patient when it comes to love. Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

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ORANGE

You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals you look toward and are competitive. When it comes to friendships, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them forever.

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PURPLE

You are mysterious, never selfish and become interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for people who are trustworthy.

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LIME

You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

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SILVER

You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like a romantic partner who is hard to get. Your love life is usually confusing.

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BLACK

You are challenging, and have guts. But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

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OLIVE

You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful and don't envy other people easily.

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BROWN

You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to get close to you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

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BLUE

You have low self-esteem and are very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

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NAVY

You are attractive and love your life. You have a strong feelings toward everything and are very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.

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WHITE

You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought of highly by others.

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AQUA

Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like traveling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you also get hurt by love.

5 steps to make love to a woman

Unfortunately what commonly happens is men get their sexual advice friends or from pornography. As a result, they have a distorted view of what sex is actually about.

If you really want to know how to make love, you should follow a PROVEN system that is guaranteed to give pleasure to a woman.

In this article, I'll discuss a step-by-step system that many guys use to have great sex:

Step 1- Put her in 'The Mood'

Before you have sex, you have to put your woman in the mood. This involves setting up the right kind of environment which will enhance her pleasure.

To put her in the mood, you should darken the room, light some candles and put on good music. Your focus should be to create an atmosphere which emphasizes sensuality.

Step 2- Use foreplay

Foreplay is one of the most important things to learn about how to make love to a woman. Using foreplay is the best way to transition from a conversation to having sex.

Typically foreplay involves kissing, "heavy petting" and sensual massages. The rule of thumb is to really focus on her pleasure and start building up intensity.

Step 3- Give her oral sex

Towards the end of foreplay, you need to start giving her oral sex. Start slowly and use your tongue and fingers.

Since women like different things in oral sex, try to experiment with various oral sex techniques. When you see her get really excited, continue to do whatever is getting her into it.

Step 4- Tease her

Once you've brought her to the pinnacle of pleasure from oral sex, you should start to have sex. Now most guys will just start having sex without any thought.

This is a mistake!

Instead of going right for sex, you should start to tease her. What you should do is go slowly and start to have sex, then stop. Keep doing this till she goes crazy and practically pulls you inside her.

Step 5- Start slowly and build up intensity

Now once you've having sex, it's important to change paces (and positions). Again your focus is to concentrate on her pleasure and make sure she's really enjoying herself.

What really works is to build up speed then pull back to a slow and sensual pace. Keep doing this pattern till both of you can't take it anymore.

Knowing how to make love to a woman is an important skill to have. If you can follow the five step process I described in this article, you'll instantly become the best lover she's ever had.

Now all you have to do is go find a woman to practice your new skills!

One of the biggest problems men face is knowing how to make love to a woman!

MAMBO YA KUZINGATIA KUZINGATIA KUDUMISHA UPENDO

 

1.KUMNUNULIA ZAWADI MPENZI WAKO:
» Zawadi ni moja ya sehemu husika katika Mapenzi inayoweza kufanya penzi likawa bora na lenye kupendeza siku zote, faham kwamba hakuna mtu asiependa kupewa zawadi na kila anaepewa zawadi siku zote hujihisi kama ni mtu anaependwa na anaejaliwa na kuthaminiwa hususani katika ulimwengu wa Mapenzi unapompa mpenzi wako zawadi basi faham ya kwamba utamfanya mpenzi wako ajione kama ni wapekee kwako na anathamani kubwa kwako hivyo hatosita kudhihirisha mapenzi yake kwako, kikubwa zingatia pindi unaponunua zawadi kwa ajili ya kumpa mpenzi wako jitahidi kuwa mbunifu na uwe ni mwenye kubadilika sio kila siku zawadi zile zile zinajirudia kwa kufanya hivi utamboa mpenzi wako kuwa mbunifu na jaribu kumpa mpenzi wako zawadi zenye kutunzika mfano kama Card, maua, nguo n.k. Utamfanya azidi kukupenda zaidi na zaidi.

2. MSIFIE MPENZI WAKO:
» Sifa zinaleta changamoto katika mapenzi. Unapaswa kutambua kuwa usiwe mchoyo wa sifa kwa mpenzi wako usisubiri watu wapembeni wamsifie mpenzi wako pindi anapofanya jambo zuri na lenye kupendeza chukua nafasi hii wewe kama kioo chake unadhani usipo msifia mwenza wako unataka nani amsifie?! Jitahidi kudhihirisha sifa kwa mpenzi wako kwa mfano umemuona mpenzi wako kapendeza basi usisite kumwambia "Sweetie nimependa vazi lako la leo ama hakika umetoka sex nakutamani zaidi ya siku zote navyokutamani ingawa siku zote unaziteka hisia zangu ila leo ni zaidi" unaweza kumpa maneno kama haya na mengine mazuri ya kuvutia, sifa zipo nyingi mbali na kumsifu mavazi yake hata tabia n.k. Kwa kufanya hivi utamfanya mpenzi wako azidishe mapenzi kwako kwani atahisi kampata mtu anaejali ubora na uhalisia wake kimaumbile na kimatendo. ZINGATIA:- Usitoe sifa ilimradi sifa zisizo na ukweli.

3. EPUKA KUMUUDHI MPENZI WAKO:
» Sote tunafahamu kuwa hakuna binadamu aliekamilika na hakuna alietolewa nyongo kila mtu anakasirika na anakosea ila solution kubwa ni kudhibiti hasira na kurekebisha makosa na kusuluhisha hususani kwenye mapenzi, katika mapenzi hakuna jambo baya linalopunguza upendo kama ugomvi na kumuudhi mpenzi wako mara kwa mara. Ili kuboresha mapenzi na kulifanya penzi lako liwe imara na lenye kuvutia basi jitahidi kuepuka kumuudhi mpenzi wako na pindi ikitokea umekorofishana na mpenzi wako jaribu kutafuta suluhu mwite kaa nae muombe samahani iwapo kama unakosa na hata ikitokea kosa si lako pengine kakuudhi na bado unamuhitaji usikae na kinyongo wala usiumize nafsi yako kaeni muyamalize muendeleze mahusiano yenu na msiwe watu wa kuzungumzia tofauti zenu kwa watu wa pembeni. Kwa kufanya hivi daima mtakuwa ni mfano mzuri wa kuigwa na mapenzi yenu hayatofika kikomo zaidi yataendelea kushamiri.

4. MFANYIE YATAKAYO MFURAHISHA:
» Kuna mambo mengi mazuri na yakuvutia katika mapenzi unaweza kuyafanya kwa mpenzi wako yakamfurahisha kwa mfano unaweza kusoma tabia ya mpenzi wako na ukajua ni nini anapenda na kipi hapendi kufanyiwa ukajitahidi kujilinda kumtendea asiyoyapenda na ukaufungua moyo wako kwa kumridhisha kumfanyia kile anachokipenda. Katika mapenzi watu wengi hupenda kutolewa Out, kupewa ofa ya lanch, kupewa zawadi zenye mvuto na zenye hamasa nzuri kwenye mapenzi. Unaweza kufanya vitu vizuri vyenye kuvutia kwa mpenzi wako vikamvutia ikawa ni nafasi nzuri kwako kumfanya azidishe mapenzi.

5. KUWA MTU WA UTANI KWAKE:
» mpenzi msomaji ninapozingumzia mapenzi na maanisha mazoea yaliyoambatana na upendo, siku zote mapenzi hujijenga moyoni kwa mtu kutokana na ukaribu na mazoea yaliyopo baina ya watu wawili, katika pointi hii ya mwisho nataka nizungumzie utani katika mapenzi unafaida gani. Mpenzi msomaji fahamu yakuwa utani ni moja ya sehemu katika mapenzi na utani unasaidia kuboresha mapenzi ila utani ninaotaka kuuzungumzia hapa ni utani wa kawaida na sio ule wa kuvuka mipaka. Elewa wazi kabisa unapokuwa na mpenzi wako na ukawa ni mtu wa utani inakusaidia wewe kumfanya mpenzi wako akuzoee na awe anajisikia kuwa karibu nawewe muda wote kwani utakuwa unamfurahisha kutokana na utani wako. ZINGATIA:- Usivuke mipaka ya utani, usimtanie kupitiliza, mtanie kutokana na mazingira, usiwe utani unaofanana nakweli, mtanie kwa faida.

20 Things No One Tells You About Your 20s

Here are the 20 things no one tells you about your 20s…

1. You’ll be lonely

Chances are you just moved to a new city — whether you are familiar with it or not, it will be full of people you don’t know. When you are surrounded by this many people, it’s easy to feel lost and alone. It’s difficult to make new connections in a huge city. This adjustment period will hopefully be short lived.

2. You’ll be poor

Just because you got a job right out of college doesn’t mean you’re going to be rolling in the dough. Rent is f*cking expensive, so count on half or more of your paycheck being designated to your landlord. Put the thoughts of going out and partying every night out of your mind because your budget will not allow it. There are no meal plans in the real world, so get used to spending your hard earned money for necessities, such as food and toiletries.

3. You’ll be confused as f*ck

Your 20s are typically when you have your first real job and chances are you probably will hate it. You picked a major in college that you thought would prepare you for the job you thought you wanted, but after slaving away 9-5, you may come to the realization that this isn’t what you wanted. Now what? Don’t worry you’re most definitely not alone, as the majority of people in their 20s have no idea what career they want to pursue in life.

4. You’ll have your heart broken

Many people don’t realize what qualities they want in a partner at this age. They will use this time to try and figure out just who their ideal partner really is. As a result of this confusing time, the person you are currently in a relationship with may not be someone you want to pursue a future with. This is a difficult concept to grasp and can be heart-wrenching because as you realize what you want in life, you may have to let go of the person you thought you loved.

5. Your friends can change as you enter the real world

The time spent in your twenties can be the most influential in regards to your future. The people with whom you choose to surround yourself can, and often do, sway your behavior, sometimes preventing you from reaching your full potential. Trim the fat in your life and associate yourself with others who encourage you to succeed. Sometimes you just outgrow certain people. Don’t try to fix it, just accept it and move on.

6. The majority of the people you interact with are douchebags

Why is everyone so damn angry all the time? Maybe it’s the economy or maybe it’s their personal lives, but chances are the majority of people you talk to on a daily basis are dicks. People push through you on the walk to work with no regard for anyone but themselves, they ash their cigarettes completely oblivious to the fact that you are walking behind them and don’t bother apologizing or saying sorry.

7. Your career path will most likely change

Where you thought you would end up is vastly different from where you did end up. Your first job will be an eye-opening experience that will really show you what you want to do for the rest of your life. In college, you always dreamed about having your first job, but when you finally get that job, it’s nothing like you imagined.

8. Making new friends is f*cking difficult

As you grow up, you tend to experience things on your own and so the interaction with other people diminishes. You don’t have the same opportunities that college gave you. You are much busier at this time in your life, so making new friends isn’t always going to be on the top of your to-do list. There are so many new concerns and responsibilities attached to living in the real world.

9. You’ll never know if you’re exclusive, hooking up or full-blown dating

Are you exclusive? Are you dating? Are you casually hooking up? Are you friends with benefits? WHAT THE F*CKING F*CK? Welcome to the post grad world where dating is as confusing as ever. You won’t know where you stand with someone you are hooking up with 95% of the time. Good luck trying to define whatever “relationship” you are currently in.

10. You’ll realize money may actually buy happiness

This may sound cynical, but when all your friends are going out to dinners and to clubs and you’re home because you’re broke, you sure as hell aren’t going to be happy. Not having to worry about money or a budget brings a sense of ease to a person’s life. Maybe it doesn’t necessarily bring you happiness, but it does surely prevent you from being miserable. If you want to move out of your parents’ house and experience what freedom truly is, well you better believe that money is your ticket out of there.

11. You’re going to be in debt

Nothing comes cheap in the post grad world. You are going to be faced with expenses you didn’t even know existed. Guess who’s responsible for paying for these things? If you think it’s your parents, you guessed wrong, it’s you! Remember how badly you wanted to grow up? Well this is what you had to look forward to — bills, bills and more bills.

12. You will lose some of your friends

One day, your best friends are by your side and the next instance, they are nowhere to be found. This is common as you go through life. People experience change at different rates and slowly the person you once knew becomes a notion of the past.

13. Your metabolism will slow down, rapidly

The days of carefree living where you could have a bagel for breakfast, pizza for lunch and a cheeseburger for dinner are long gone. This is the time where most people experience a change with their metabolisms. People warn you about the freshman 15, but they don’t warn you about the post grad pounds you’re about to put on. Now it’s time to eat less and to work out more. You need to get into a healthy exercise regime now before you become complacent.

14. It’s not too late to reinvent yourself

The years you spend in your twenties are the most crucial to your development since this is the time you start to mold your future. The person you were in college can be your past if you just change your behaviors. Who you were back then does not have to be who you are now. You are in a new city surrounded by new people, so take advantage of this!

15. Dry spells are ever present in the real world

In college, all you had to do was throw back a few shots and hit up a frat party or a local bar and your opportunities were endless. You may think now that you are in a huge city, you will have even more opportunities, but honestly that couldn’t be further from the truth. It’s quite difficult to meet people in any city, especially those that you want to intimately pursue.

16. You have to put in effort, you can’t just get by

No more snoozing the alarm, no more skipping class and no more week-long benders. Welcome to the real world, people! You can’t just get by in the working world by resting on your laurels and putting the minimum effort in. In this economy, there will always be someone else equally as qualified as you for a position, so if you are slacking, your boss will not hesitate to fire you.

17. Blacking out cannot be a general state of mind

This was acceptable in college (not really, but everyone did it, so it was “okay”) but in the real world, it’s not a good look to have to be carried home from the bar by your friend as your eyes are rolled in the back on your head. Not remembering the events from the previous night is a dangerous and terrible idea. You are in an unfamiliar city, not your college bubble, it’s a risky world out there.

18. Your degree means sh*t

The only thing your degree is useful for in the real world is as a conversation starter. Sure your degree may be relevant to your career choice, but that’s probably not what landed you the job in the first place. Your personality and past experience will hook the person interviewing you, not a piece of paper.

19. Hangovers aren’t a figment of your imagination

Hangovers in college vs. hangovers in the real world are two vastly different things. In college, you could wake up, hit a bowl and eat a breakfast sandwich and immediately feel relief. In the real world, your hangover is much more likely to last for a solid 24 hours. Good luck trying to function at work the next day if you go out during the week, as your pounding headache will only increase throughout the day.

20. Your parents won’t always support your motives

The issue with a generation gap, especially in today’s times, is that your family may not always understand and support your dreams. Many people are realizing how miserable the typical 9-5 career can be and are leaving for the world of entrepreneurship. Hopefully your family knows you well enough to realize your potential is better suited elsewhere.

The 15 Things A Good Wingman Must Execute

• 15. When it's time to accept his duty as wingman, he must accept the fact that he is going to do some deplorable things, fabricate the truth and cover costs just to get you into the sack.

  

• 14. This is a no holds barred situation. If he has to take the bullet go ahead and let him. He eats the box no matter how big her friend is.

The Seven Principles Every Player Must Stand By

Becoming a player is like pledging for a fraternity or joining a secret society. There is a series of trials and tribulations you must first endure before you can even consider yourself worthy of the title. 

Prior to receiving this badge of honor that women claim to despise, you MUST live by these seven principles regardless of how many dates you’ve been on or how many players you’ve spent time with in the past .

1. Fail To Prevail
Are you ready to be laughed at, made fun of, and rejected by countless amounts of women? Are you prepared to risk being thrown from clubs by security, splashed in the face with drinks, and even be on the receiving end of possible lawsuits?
You see, being a player is risky business, leaps of confidence have to be taken time and time again that usually result in failure. These failures are how you learn and perfect your game, so it must first be embraced until it is conquered.

Four reasons why you should date a college fresher

In campus, dating is a necessity- a basic need. Some argue that it’s better to remain single and have all the fun while it lasts. The truth is, the single card works better for ladies than for men. For a single man, there are times when luck totally runs out and you fail to find a lady to have fun with. You end up chasing ghosts and heels and it affects your entire morale. A lady has greater power of seduction than a man. When a lady wants to have fun, she will get it. Men rarely resist the advances of ladies.
Thus dating is very important for campus guys. It allows one to focus and stay on the grind. It allows guys to put in effort in academics and planning with the assurance that you have someone by your side that you can always turn to whenever you need some loving. Being a player takes a lot of effort and shifts your concentration to matters that are not so worthwhile.
There are many girls in campus but the best ones to date are freshers. Forget the traditional, ‘ponyoka na fresher’ trend that was for lust purposes only.  Here I mean serious dating. Let me break down the benefits of dating a fresher chic
The ‘come to papa’ theory
Ladies love father figures. That’s why most have a good relationship with their fathers and maybe that’s why they always have good understanding with their fathers. If you are a third or fourth year guy, chances are that you would look like Rick Ross or Al Mazrui if you didn’t shave. A first year chic will see you as an experienced guy who will treat her well. She will respect you and not see you as a peer. Chances are there won’t be many misunderstandings. You will be like a father figure to her: A father figure with unlimited roles.

Cooperation
Nothing stresses men more than the ‘I say- you say’ nature of modern generation ladies. There are always too many objections and a lack of compromise.  A first-year chic will easily compromise because she values you. Furthermore, she will always prefer your judgment rather than hers on major decisions by concluding that you are wiser.  The moments you are bored or you simply miss her, she will show up at your request. Her bag of excuses is always less full or empty. A fourth year chic knows how and when to lie. She can easily give you a million excuses from experience.

Hunger for fun
We all remember when we first joined campus. We were so eager to have fun. We had watched all the crazy college movies and heard all the hot stories hence we joined knowing that campus is the wild wild west. As a senior, you definitely know how to have the ‘wazee’ kind of fun not the ‘drinking like a fish’ kind of fun. You now know the ‘classy’ hangouts and when you take her there, she’ll really appreciate and enjoy the moment.
On the contrary a senior year chic can start a nasty argument after you thought you just gave her the treat of a lifetime. This is simply because she has seen enough fun and is not hungary for it anymore or she has seen better than what you are offering her. She might have been at Serena a few times with an older working class guy.

The ‘teach me, teacher!’ theory
Due to her inexperience in campus matters, a first year chic will always look up to you to teach her a thing or two. All teachers can tell you that there’s nothing sweeter than teaching a student who is willing to learn. One of the greatest rules of seduction tells us that we should always woo people who have a void that we can fill, a space that we can insinuate ourselves, a need. A perfectly satisfied person cannot be easily seduced. By dating a fresher, you get the chance to teach. It’s a fact that no one ever forgets their best teachers in life. Leave her a lasting legacy, be a story that she will tell her grandchildren in future. When you give her the ‘D’, make it feel like an A.

20 DIRTY QNS TO ASK A GAL......

Want to seduce a girl with words? Use these 20 dirty questions to ask a girl over text and you can make her do all the sexy, dirty talking for you! By Gerry Sanders


Girls play hard to get almost all the time.It’s a good thing though, or you wouldn’t really think she’s worth the effort.
But sometimes, it’s easier to turn on a girl than date her. When it comes to dating a girl, she’d instinctively know you’re hitting on her.

If you discreetly warm her up to your flirty touches, you’ll see that seducing a girl can be rather easy if she thinks you’re a great guy.

If you know how to be discreet, you can make a girl fall for you or even turn her on in just a few conversations. But here, we’ll get to seducing a girl with just 20 simple questions, preferably via texts.

Dirty questions to ask a girl and make her wet

It’s easy to ask these 20 questions when you’re sitting with her, but if she feels uncomfortable or believes you’re trying too hard or going too fast, you may end up blowing your chances. And you’ll have a hard time making her like you again.

On the other hand, by texting a few sexy questions to a girl, you can always make it seem like a joke if she doesn’t warm up to you.

It’s easy, safe and a foolproof way to turn a girl on from a distance.

Use these questions, and if you charm the girl the right way, you could charm the pants off her and make out with her by the time you reach the twentieth question!

The right questions to ask a girl

Just use these questions and keep the conversation going by answering any other questions she may ask. It’ll all work out in your favor if you play it carefully and stick to these 20 questions all along the way.

And the best part, it’ll work wonders if she’s your girlfriend or even if she’s a flirty girl you have a crush on. Ask her these questions late at night for best results!

#1 Are you alone? This question is perfect to understand if she’s idle and all alone at home. You obviously can’t flirt or talk s*x if her friends are around her. Say something bold like “I wish I could be there with you” when she reciprocates with an affirmative.

#2 What are you doing right now? Play it nice and slow. This can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention.

#3 Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed? Warm her up to a flirty conversation without overstepping the line. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone else.

#4 What do you wediar when you go to bed? / What are you wearing? A curious question that’s perfect to ask a girl when she’s in bed already. It’s personal, and yet not too s*xual. Say something like “Gosh, I can only imagine how cute you look right now” when she describes herself.

If it’s your girlfriend, ask her what she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. A perfect start.


#5 What do you think you look sexiest in? Get her to talk s*xual by talking about her sexy clothing. It’s flattering and definitely s*xual.

#6 Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose? This question gets both of you in the mood. And yet, by directing it at a third person, you can avoid any uncomfortable situation at the start.

#7 Has a guy ever touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Girls have a thing about s*xual groping. Even if it’s accidental, it’s something they just don’t forget. You can answer something like “I wish I could have been that guy!” after she tells you about an incident she likes.

#8 Have you ever made out with a guy just because you were horny at that time? Find out if she’s a girl who can be coaxed into having s*x with a guy in the heat of the moment.

#9 If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first? Time to get naughty. Really, how many things can a girl take a look at below a guy’s shoulders? Let her answer the question so you always make it seem like she’s the one talking dirty and not you.

#10 Do you like boxers or briefs? This is a clichéd question and even if a girl doesn’t care about it, she’d most probably say that she likes a boxer. Answer this question by telling her what you’re wearing. The whole focus here is to get her to think of your package without really making it obvious.

#11 What’s your secret move to turn a guy on? By asking her to visualize making out with a guy and describe it to you, you’re making her fantasize about s*x. And at the same time, she may go into details just to prove how good she is sexually.

#12 If there’s one place a guy should touch you to make you horny, which is that? This goes straight to s*x and arousal. And if she does answer this truthfully, in all probability, she’s already aroused.

#13 Does a massage make you wet? A full body massage makes almost all girls wet. You can always tell her something like “Just so you know, I came first in my masseuse class and I would love to give you a massage. And don’t worry, now that I know you get horny while getting a massage, I’ll linger in all the right places.”

#14 If I kissed your lips accidentally while kissing goodbye, would you mind it? Make her imagine your kiss. It’s a perfect question to get her to pucker up.

#15 Do you like giving an oral or getting one? No matter what she answers, you can always answer with the opposite of what she says. If she likes giving an oral, say you like getting it. If she likes getting it, tell her you love giving it!

#16 How do you think my body would look better, shaved or natural? Isn’t it a nice thought to know that the girl you like is picturing you unclad the minute you ask her this question?

#17 What should a guy do to make you wet? Get straight to the sweet spot. And when she does answer this question, talk about question #12 again and get descriptive about her pleasure spots.

#18 If I were whispering all these questions in your ear, would you be turned on? If you’ve got the conversation going this far, she’s obviously wet already. But it always sounds a lot better hearing it from the girl you’re texting.

#19 If you didn’t have a boyfriend, do you think we would have made out with each other? / If I were with you right now, do you think we would have kissed each other? This question can actually get you into her bed, but you need to wait for the last question to get an invitation from her.

#20 If a guy wants to come over to your place and make out with you right now, would you like that? Don’t talk about yourself just yet, unless you already know she wants you to come over. If she answers “yes”, go full speed ahead to her place. Otherwise, play the seduction game for a few more minutes before telling her you want to come to her place right that instant.

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55 gentle ways to take care of yourself when you’re busy busy busy

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We all have times in our lives when we just have too much stuff going on. There are always deadlines, exams, due dates and just too many priorities to juggle. And when everything is going wrong, the world is screaming for your attention and you just don’t have time – the last thing you need to hear is to “just take a day off”. So here are 55 gentle ways you can take care of yourself when you’re pressed for time and attention. Enjoy! 

20 Tips to Tame Your Stress

 

Stress hits us all in life, and while a little stress is good — it keeps us focused and motivated — too much of it and it can grind our lives to a complete halt. When you’re feeling overwhelmed and stressed-out, you may become paralyzed and unable to do much of anything.

5 Reasons Why Girls Now Flaunt Bòòbs On FaceBook!

 

This piece, is not aimed at any person(s) whatsoever, actually brings forth the simple realities for this rising situation. Here’s notably 5 REASONS:
Reason 1: The feeling of INSECURITY among peers, in an intellectual terrain;
Reason 2: Priority for ATTRACTION rather than simple admiration;
Reason 3: The FEAR FACTOR of being on the losing end in relationships;
Reason 4: Misplacing CHEAP SLÚT with actual appreciable beauty;
Reason 5: Ultimately, POVERTY has made a deep cut through.
It’s really a shame. And these apply to others as well parading boòòs in the open

 Is your bra causing unnecessary damage to your body?

Article: Treasure Chest

If you’ve been experiencing constant back, breast and shoulder pain and have trouble maintaining correct posture, you may want to consider having your bust size correctly measured.

With the average woman's bra size changing up to six times during her life due to multiple factors such as age, weight loss or gain, pregnancy and hormonal changes, it’s no wonder that nearly 80% of women are walking around wearing the incorrect bra size, oblivious to the fact that in doing so we are causing unnecessary damage to our bodies.

“Wearing the incorrect bra size, especially if you are big-breasted, not only makes you look shapeless and sizes bigger than you actually are, it can also cause severe health problems,” says co-owners of lingerie company, Treasure Chest, Shelley Smyth and Karley Parish.

Wearing the incorrect bra size not only damages the breast size and shape but if worn too tight can block the blood flow.

“It is always advisable to have yourself correctly measured before purchasing a new bra,” says Karley. “However, should one not be able to arrange a fitting, one can do so in the comfort of their home.”

Measure around the body directly under the bust while wearing a bra- this needs to be a fairly fit tight (this determines your back size).

• Measure around the fullest part of the bust, while wearing a bra (This gives you the cup size).

To ensure that you are choosing the correct bra fit, Treasure Chest shares some of their top tips to consider when bra shopping:

• If you’re slightly more blessed on top, underwire bras work best and give your breasts the support they need. When fitting an underwire bra, make sure that the wire lies comfortably on your chest wall - If you can lift your arms in the air with your bra staying put, then it’s a good fit.

• If your breasts spill over and push out above the cups, resulting in a “double-boob” effect and if the underwire tends to stick out in front, digs under your arms or lifts up in the front just below the breasts, then chances are you’re wearing too small a cup size.

• Most of your bra's support should come from the band, not the straps. The back band of

a bra is just as important as the front part as it provides 90% of the support.

When the band is too big it can cause the bra to ride up your back causing the breasts to sag and emphasising any “back fat”. The back band should fit firmly yet comfortably—and be completely straight—around the smallest part of your back, when it's on the loosest hook.

• If the cups are so loose that the fabric is folding, you're wearing the wrong cup size.

• Slip on a top over the bra to see how your body shape will appear once dressed.